hitlersbreastmilk:

IF CATS COULD TALK THEY WOULD PROBABLY ACT LIKE REALLY JUDGEMENTAL SOUTHERN BELLE MOMS WHO HATE THEIR KIDS

edating:

i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first

(Source: badtvblog)

mollysweasleys:

ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

or ernest hemingway

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

(Source: yolomcswaggurl)

sparklefap:

i just sent my somewhat-drunk boyfriend a picture

he was like “wow you look pretty good”

it was a brownie

i sent him a picture of a brownie

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“vah you doing loueh? do you want a springrole bebz? heha bebz!”

(Source: hommos)

(Source: workaholicsquotes)

whovenger-hiddlebatch-lock:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”